Farting On Dogs

Yet another video from the Youtube member "edbassmaster". This guy is hilarious and has several videos with celebrity cameos such as the UFC president Dana White, that kid with the Jew fro from Glee, and Gibby from that stupid Nickelodeon show iCarly.

See the video on Youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrIc2WeJHA

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Ouya

Looks like we have a new gaming system coming out pretty soon. And from what I'm reading, it's only supposed to cost 99 bucks. The name of this console is "Ouya". It says that the creators of this system raised 3 million dollars in the matter of 2 days using the crowd funding site Kickstarter.

Ouya is an Android-powered open gaming console, which means all game developers will be able to make games for the Ouya without the licensing fees and all that.

The release date for Ouya is scheduled for March 2013 and its creators promise a price under $100.

   See the Video for this Product here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N2wrrpT0wyo

I hope these guys know what they are doing. Gamers are a hard bunch to please, and can be very vicious if they don't get what they pay for. The console itself will be under $100, but how much will the actual games cost? And what percentage of sales are you wanting from the developers? Throwing yourself into a 75+ billion dollar industry and wanting so little seems hard to believe. But then again I'm no video game expert. Good Luck!

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Payton's Movin On Up! Literally

After signing 96 million dollar/5 year contract with the Denver Broncos on March 20th NFL's Payton Manning will by no means have a problem purchasing a multi-million dollar mansion in a ritzy suburb right outside of the Mile High City. not to include The mansion contains 7 bedrooms, 9 bathrooms, and...... a 7 car garage. Tebow who???

In my point of view I don't really like or care for Payton Manning that much, but his performance is just outstanding on the football field. I think that he earned himself this mansion and he position on the field. Even though Payton Manning is getting old and will probably be retiring in the next 4 to 5 years, football fans all around the world over the years have loved to watch and hear about 36 year old Payton Manning's performance and life.

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Bi-Winning!

Whoa! Charlie Sheen may be America's new judge!! Sheen says he is willing to judge American Idol if FX signs off on the deal, and the money is right. Understandable conditions I suppose. He really doesn't need any more money, but what the hell. Something has to pay for all those tiger blood transfusions right? I'm not that big of a A.I. fan, but if Charlie brings his wackiness to the table, then I might have to give this overrated show a shot. I can only image his expressions during the try outs haha! Hopefully this works out, regardless of Charlie's past screw ups, the man is a legend. Good luck CS, knowing you, you're gonna need it!

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Look at this Car.

Hilarious Video sent to me by one of my friends, I've never laughed so hard at something so stupid in my entire life.

     This Video was Posted about a year ago from the Youtube member "edbassmaster". He has a whole slew of these "Look at this" videos on his page, so please check it out if you want more.

Watch the video on Youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo

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Leave it to Bieber.

"Justin Bieber should be arrested" an LA politician said after JB was pulled over for nearing speeds of up to 100 mile per hour on a busy freeway last week. Bieber used the excuse that he was running from aggressive paparazzi, which is a perfect reason to put everyone on a busy road in harms way. Police finally managed to pull this dumb ass over in his chrome Fisker-Karma. Because $100,000 sports cars are the perfect way to elude the shutterbugs.

Well at least some of us will get a giggle out of this stupid shit.. Put him in jail I say. I would love to own a "Don't Free JB" T-shirt.

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Halo 4 Release Date Announced

343 Industries has announced Halo 4. They have set the release date for November 6, 2012. The Narrative will pick up from where he left off 3 years ago on Halo 3, which was released in 2007. At the end of Halo 3 the series star "Master Chief" was alive and heading to an unkonwn planet with his A.I. sidekick Cortana.

"Master Chief returns to confront his destiny and face an ancient evil that threatens the fate of the entire universe," Microsoft said in the press release.

Halo 3 will coinside with the release dates Assassin's Creed III, Grand Theft Auto V, and Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

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Cletus Take The Reel

Parody of song "Jesus Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood.

Created by: Tim Hawkins

See the video on Youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfs3BJZxKkc

Go to: http://www.timhawkins.net for more.

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Dear Penis

Cartoon by: Chris Dill

Written and Proformed by: Rodney Carrington

See the video on Youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ

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The Thunderdome!

Lightning struck the ground north of the rangers ballpark lastnight sending everyone on the field scrambling to their dugouts in fear. this mishap allowed a delay in the game, giving our pro players the chance to do what they do best, TWEET! Here are some of the tweets posted soon after the thunder faded.

"That's the loudest noise Ive ever heard. I thought Jesus was comin!" Twins Center Fielder Denard Span tweeted not long after he changed his pants.

"My heart stopped when i heard the thunder at the stadium. Glad no one heard me scream like a little girl too!! lol" Twins Right Fielder Ben Revere tweeted after.

After the skies cleared and the 46 minute delay had passed, the Rangers were able to finish the game with a W in the 13th inning. Ian Kinsler managed to line in a single to the left center gap for the win. The final score for this electrifying game was 4-3 Rangers. Hell of an applause if you ask me.

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